Lollipop with squinty pouty head! What is that?
Now...Jerry Maguire was okay, but that was because it was before she got all squinty and pouty. I wonder why it got worse, but I don't wonder too much because then I'd actually have to think about her and then I'd have to jump in front of a train.
But, seriously, Chicago? All she did was detract from quality Catherine Zeta-Jones time. And Down With Love? Sarah Paulson, Ewan McGregor, and David Hyde Pierce. Fabulous remainder of ensemble, so why the hell was she the odd man out?
And Bridget Jones. Aren't there British actresses for that part who aren't phenomenally annoying?
All I ask is that you find me an actress so that I don't have to like movies in spite of her. Yuk.