Thursday, December 20, 2007

Why are the eighties back?

Mostly for women. I saw a girl not too long ago, wearing a denim miniskirt, capri-length leggings, and high-heeled ankle boots of the slouch/scrunch/I don't know the technical term and I hope I never do variety.

She looked awful. Obviously.

And then there are the high waisted skirts and trousers, and the bag-like sweaters, and the ugly big jewelry. No good, people.

The worst part is that these are people who saw all the Molly Ringwald films at a formative age, and if they are anyone I knew, or anyone normal, went, "Great googly-moogly, what in the name of all that is holy is she wearing?" Or words to that effect. Particularly Pretty in Pink. My eyes bleed just thinking about it.

We have already gone through this. We should know better.

And, as a side note, if I have to suffer through the fashion, could I get some of the music? I mean, where's my silver lining here?

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