Monday, January 25, 2010

Why are decorative cabbages suddenly everywhere?

Maybe it's not so sudden. Big deal.

They're awful. And you know why? Because they're cabbages. Everyone in his right mind associates them with vile concoctions invented by childhood-destroying Germans.

And even if you like sauerkraut, that doesn't mean you think a cabbage is attractive. Mostly they make me think, "Hmm, Chambers Street is kind of an odd place for a kitchen garden." But maybe the green space crisis in New York really is that bad.

Still. Heinous.

1 comment:

Kathy said...

Could be worse.
No wait.. it couldn't. Cabbages? Really? Next they'll be decorating with condoms.