Why does Porsche make a sedan?

I saw it today and could not believe my eyes. Fortunately I had eaten very little breakfast.

I refer you to the standing Porsche/two people/picnic basket rule.

Note: I know they make an SUV. I have blogged about it (see link above, which is now fixed and no longer sends you to that guy reciting the Fresh Prince intro as if he were Gandalf, whoops). That I could explain away by the overwhelming if inexplicable popularity of SUVs.

But a Porsche sedan? That says, "Hello, world. No, I really am not cool enough to own a Porsche, which is why I bought this semi-practical but also insanely stupid vehicle instead of a comparably priced and/or equally luxurious real car. I do not understand the purpose of Porsches and I almost certainly have a bald spot, but am having such a fake midlife crisis that I think a sedan will cure it. I should probably get help."