What is your deal, Robin Söderling? You are funny-looking, and you knock out major players in major tournaments only to implode spectacularly and make the final a pathetic farce.
(Note: I correct the spelling because not even this schmuck deserves to have his name spelled incorrectly. I would like to point out, however, that ignoring diacritics in this case is not an American problem but rather a sporting problem. In no language, for instance, does the Roland Garros website provide "Söderling.")