Monday, March 12, 2012

Why does Starbucks hate the environment?

I was in an airport last week, and it was five in the morning, and I needed a cup of coffee.  Now, slightly because I'm a dirty hippie but mostly because I like pink things, I have a Lilly Pulitzer travel mug.  Rather reasonably, I think, I go to a Starbucks and ask for a coffee in it.

The young lady asks, "Is that a Starbucks mug?"

I, because I have not learned to lie quickly, say, "No."

They cannot give me coffee in my non-Starbucks mug, so I have to get a paper cup.

Really?

I understand places that won't fill your travel mug because it probably has ebola.  I even understand places that won't fill it because they don't know what size it is, and neither do you, because that's a silly thing to know.

But because it's not their mug?  And they had to ask?  Seriously?  I am now even more Starbucks-alienated than I already was.

I am not going to buy their damn mug, because it's hideous and I don't need two.  And next time I might walk even farther across an airport to get other coffee, even if it is stupid o'clock, because, yes, I hate things that much.

3 comments:

Charcoal Renderings said...

Solidarity, sister!

Linda said...

Similar situation--even a year or so ago there were certain stores like Michaels and B&N that would not take coupons on your phone. It had all the proper information; they just wanted that printed paper copy, which, of course, after use went into a wastebasket. Apparently public opinion has swayed both of them, because they now take phone coupons. Michaels even has WE TAKE ELECTRONIC COUPONS emblazoned on theirs.

Steenwes said...

A dirty hippie? You?? I never knew...