That thing is godawful. No one in his right mind ever thinks, "You know what's wrong with that Mini? It doesn't look enough like a truck."
Because that's not the point of a Mini. It's called a Mini! It's supposed to be small! It is not supposed to be a bulbous monstrosity.
There is a simple test for Minis. Can you imagine a young Michael Caine driving it? If not, back to the drawing board.